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Don't Piss Off Old People Bag

$25.82

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Celebrate the sassy and unfiltered wisdom of seniors with this hilarious 'Don't Piss Off Old People' design! Featuring the bold statement, 'The older we get, the less "life in prison" is a deterrent,' it's a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and the unapologetic spirit of aging.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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